Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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