now i know why i became what i already was.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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