who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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