I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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