I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
