So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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