Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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