You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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