not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wish i was in the wii world.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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