All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
