i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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