I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You coming home soon, man?
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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