grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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