I cannot find my penis.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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