What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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