I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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