Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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