im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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