I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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