First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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