Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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