What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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