My hand turned me down
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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