What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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