in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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