Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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