What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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