OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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