the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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