Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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