K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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