okay pat passed out under dana's car
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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