as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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