I just pynch a tree in the face
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
