We're like a lot better than the average bears
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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