quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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