Nicole vs. Life
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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