Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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