yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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