In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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