is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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