Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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