Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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