No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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