Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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