On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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