Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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