She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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