Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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