Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
