i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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