i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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