he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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