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go home
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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