So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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