She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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